Secret Service Colombian hooker mishap reveals utter incompetence of government

When weird shit happens like Secret Service agents in Colombia making national news for failing to pay one of their Colombian prostitutes $47, there are only two realistic explanations.

Either the SS agents are so stupid that they would haggle with a ho over less than $50, then let her call the cops, turning it into an international incident, or this non-scandal is hitting the news to cover something else up.

But now it’s come out that the SS agents were stupid enough to have the president’s schedule out in view of the prostitutes in their rooms. So this is just run-of-the-mill forehead-slapping incompetence on display. Not only that, but this drunk asshole agreed to pay what turns out to be an escort $800 and then offers her $30 in the morning. She should get her money plus pain and suffering for having to deal with this fool.

Photo by alessandro isnotaurelio.

2 Comments

  1. Individualist

    It could very well be to cover up something – “Look at this hand, don’t bother watching what this other one is doing.” This abuse of power tends to be typical of those in power. I have a suggestion for this – end the office of the presidency as a start to complete privatization, then there will be no need for the Secret Service. Future problems solved. 🙂

    • Cathy Reisenwitz

      I love any suggestion that involves abolishing an office or department of government! I couldn’t agree more.

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